Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Still Canada's Greatest Export
Hate relying on real news so much, but this one was too good to resist...
These Women Asked for a 'B' Not a 'D'
| CanWest News Service |
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
NEW YORK -- Three women are suing a Canadian-trained doctor for allegedly fitting them with Pamela Anderson-sized breast implants in defiance of their requests for more moderately sized mammaries.
In a lawsuit filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, the trio claim unspecified damages against Dr. Brad Jacobs, a plastic surgeon who attended medical school at Montreal's McGill University in the 1980s and 1990s...
"All three received breast implants that were not only far larger than what they had asked for, but more importantly far larger than what was appropriate for their body size," their lawyer, Gary Douglas, said in a statement...
Jacobs, whose celebrity patients have included 2005 Playboy Playmate Courtney Culkin, denies he gave the women anything more than they requested.
"They're unhappy -- and why were they having their breasts enlarged in the first place?" his lawyer John Jankoff said in an interview Monday...
Jacobs presents numerous examples of his work in a "photo gallery" on his Web site.
But the lawsuit says each of the women suing him "suffered severe injuries to her breasts and elsewhere" after he treated them between 2004 and 2006. It adds that each was "confined to home" and "compelled to" seek other remedial treatment.
"I wanted to leave with a 34B, but the day after my surgery I was huge," said Felice Rosenbaum, 40, as she discussed her experience with the other two women, reported the New York Post...
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Oh, so that's what you Americans consider large breasted. OK, now we know. Simple misunderstanding, bud.
I discovered something very interesting while researching this article. The medical term for breast enlargement surgery is "Augmentation Mammaplasty", which demonstrates yet again that more than a handful is a mouthful.
- MTMT
posted by Mentok @ 11:23 a.m.,
1 Comments:
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At 10:37 p.m.,
Bathroom Hippo said...
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You're disgusting!
