Friday, February 10, 2006
My Thing
Would you like to see a picture of my Thing? Yes, I think you would enjoy looking at my Thing. It is quite a nice Thing, I think. Oh sure, it's all bumpy and ugly, but all Things are like that, aren't they?
My Thing is six inches long. I know, there are bigger Things. There are nine-inch Things and sometimes you even see Things that are over a foot long. But there are also four-inch Things and sometimes even two-inch Things, so on the whole I'm pretty happy with my six-inch Thing.
My Thing is not just for show. I'm embarrassed to admit it, but sometimes I like to play with my Thing. But I prefer to share it. I get great pleasure when someone who doesn't have a Thing plays with my Thing and gets enjoyment from it.
So, are you ready? C'mon, come take a look at my Thing. You won't regret it.
- MTMT
(OK, enough of the sexual innuendo humour. It was fun while it lasted, but not my usual style.)
posted by Mentok @ 10:52 a.m.,
4 Comments:
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At 12:55 p.m.,
Bathroom Hippo said...
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Looks like you got that thing I sent.
Other than the .wav files. -
At 12:00 a.m.,
mkecurler said...
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You got
That
Thing
he sent you.
good! -
At 7:10 a.m.,
A. B. Chairiet said...
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Happy Valentine's Day, M!
Lots of love,
~ Ash -
At 8:40 p.m.,
NL-ExPatriate said...
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Won't you play with My Ding aling Thing.
