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Harper Launches 'Stand Up For Canada' Campaign

Halifax (FN) - Conservative leader Stephen Harper continued his charm campaign with voters with the official launch of the party's 'Stand Up For Canada' slogan in Halifax today.

Speaking in front of an old brick factory, Harper sought to soften his image while also delivering a strong message about accountability issues and Liberal corruption.

"Hey, you're a great looking audience. I just flew in from Vancouver and boy are my arms tired. Have you ever noticed how the Liberals are always stealing our money and getting away with it? What's up with that? Did you hear the one about the honest Liberal? He died of lonlieness! But seriously, I love to kid the Liberals, but really I think the Liberals are a great party....for me to poop on!" Harper said during a 30 minute monologue.

The Tory leader's Stand Up For Canada tour continues on January 6-7 at Just For Laughs in Montreal, January 9-15 and January 20-23 at Second City in Toronto and January 16-19 at Yuk Yuk's in Winnipeg.

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posted by Mentok @ 10:25 p.m.,

3 Comments:

At 11:18 p.m., Blogger Mentok said...

American subtitles:

'Stand Up For Canada' is the actual Conservative slogan in the current campaign.

 
At 4:42 a.m., Blogger A. B. Chairiet said...

OH! Stand up for Canada, stand up comedy...Now I get it!! :)

Funny. Nice Conan refrence.

~ Ash

 
At 9:14 p.m., Blogger NL-ExPatriate said...

LOL Good 1 !

This one has legs you could do a whole segment and cross country tour without ever leaving your chair.

Unfortunately you won't be taking many minds because the jig will be up but who knows.

 

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