Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Bin Laden Tops 'Most Wanted' List
Toronto (FN) - First the FBI, then the CIA and now FAB magazine has put Al Quaida leader Osama Bin Laden at the top of their 'Most Wanted' list.
The Toronto-based gay and lesbian lifestyle magazine gave the terrorist leader top honours in their annual readers survey of hottest celebrities world-wide.
"On the one hand, he's got that very butch beard. On the other hand, he's got those dreamy eyes and those flowing Princess Leia-style robes. So he has both a masculine and a feminine appeal. Add to that his fit physique and you can easily see why our readers picked him," said FAB editor Guy Landsing.
Spokesmen for Bin Laden said the terror leader was humbled by the honour, especially after having been recently rebuffed by handlers for singing sensation Hillary Duff, who refused to allow Bin Laden to open for Duff's 'Most Wanted' tour.
posted by Mentok @ 1:00 p.m.,
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At 5:44 p.m.,
Canadian Sentinel said...
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BREAKING NEWS******************
Osama Bin Laden, Elton John and his "Spouse" Wed in Secret Polygamous Ceremony in Canada Following Last-Act Order-in-Council By Outgoing, Disgraced Grit PM Paul Martin to Legalize Polygamy Before "Scary" Steve Assumes Helm of Government.
The ceremony was attended by many gay goats, camels and flamboyant human celebrities, mostly of the Hollywood ilk, along with top terror leaders, accompanied by hooded bodyguards in bomb belts.
Michael Jackson is rumored to have been in attendance, but was perhaps disguised as a woman wearing a burqha. Witnesses indicated it was probably the burqha-clad individual with the young teenage boys surrounding him/her/whateverself.
Prime Minister Stephen Harper refused to answer reporters' questions regarding the bizarre nupitals, but a spokesperson for the incoming leader said that he has better things to do, like run the country, which hasn't been done in a very, very long time and can't wait any longer, weird weddings notwithstanding.
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At 7:35 a.m.,
A. B. Chairiet said...
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That was really funny, Menty! Once again, I started out thinking it was real, so...congrats on that. ;)
Glad you're back!!
Take care,
~ Ash
