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Telus Offers Mother's Love At Christmas


Calgary (FN) - Help is on its way this Christmas for lonely singles spending the holidays alone thanks to Canadian cell phone provider Telus Mobility.

For a five dollar subscription fee, singles can receive traditional maternal Christmas sentiments transmitted to their cell phones at random intervals.

The pre-recorded messages include:

"A lot of people try to create simulated schmaltz for lonely singles at Christmas, but we think that would just make them feel worse. The message we want them to get is: 'Look, pal, you're not missing much. Just get loaded and stay that way 'til New Year's'," said company spokesman Eric Atnas.

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posted by Mentok @ 9:55 p.m.,

1 Comments:

At 12:58 a.m., Blogger A. B. Chairiet said...

Poor old lady...she looks sad.

And I like the last one.

The, "You ruined Christmas!"

Sounds about right, doesn't it?

I hate Christmas.
~Ash

 

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