Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Frat House Prank Fells Santa
Halifax (FN) - Jolly old St. Nick was not quite so jolly today after a fraternity prank landed him in the hospital with a mild concussion and abrasions.
Santa was paying a pre-Christmas visit to Dalhousie University's Lamda Rho Eta fraternity house when things went awry. The fraternity brothers had lured Santa to their residence on the premise that he was to help hand out presents to local disadvantaged children sponsored by the fraternity.
While the event was going on, fraternity members snuck up to the roof of the residence and surreptitiously replaced Santa's flying reindeer with ordinary reindeer.
"It was f---in' awesome, man. He, hah, he starts crackin' the whip on the reindeer and starts doing all that 'Ho, ho, ho' sh_t, and then he reaches the edge of the roof and boom! He just drops like a rock. You shoulda seen the look on his face, man. It was priceless," said Jason Wotherspoon, a kinesiology sophomore.
Santa's condition was worsened by the fact that he did not receive immediate medical attention for his injuries. The fraternity members lured Santa back into the residence to participate in their "egger-kegger", which featured a gigantic vat of rum-laced eggnog prepared to celebrate the successful completion of the prank.
Halifax authorities have charged 12 members of the fraternity with public mischief causing bodily harm and with cruelty to animals related to injuries sustained by the reindeer. In addition, the North Pole has advised all members of the fraternity that they will be placed on the naughty list for the remainder of their natural lives.
posted by Mentok @ 8:32 p.m.,
3 Comments:
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At 9:43 p.m.,
Clinton P. Desveaux said...
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Maybe Santa eats too much of the trans fats that the so-called "conservatives" voted to make illegal?
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At 6:20 a.m.,
A. B. Chairiet said...
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Wow...I forgot what I was going to say. Too much Jesus talk, now trans fat.
What was this post about again?
Oh yes. Jesus. No wait...Santa.
I hate egg nog.
Damn college boys...
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At 5:15 p.m.,
NL-ExPatriate said...
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Dam University kids got it all wrong!
If they hadda performed the "egger-kegger" first santa would have flown!
BAre minimun his druken state woulda saved him some broken bones.
Thanks Mentok! :)
