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Duff Wins Jailbait Award

Los Angeles (FN) - The non-alcoholic champagne was on ice and the red carpets were rolled out last night for the Fifth Annual Jailbait Award.


A throng of fans stood in line for hours outside the California Universal Amphitheater to catch a glimpse of stars like Alexa Vega, Emma Woods and Chris Brown.

The award, sponsored by Hustler Entertainment and Harlequin Enterprises, is given to the teen star who most "inspires" older audiences. For the female prize, readers of Hustler are asked the blunt question, "Which teen star would most likely make you risk jail time if you had the chance to sleep with her?" Harlequin readers are posed the more subtle question "Which male teen star would you most like to cuddle with?"

In the female category, recording artist Hillary Duff pulled off a "three-peat" by winning the award for the third year in a row.

"Ah, thanks...I think. It's kinda gross thinking about dirty old men looking at me, but I guess that's half my audience, so, yeah, thanks. Bye!" Duff said. The young superstar quickly dashed from the theatre after receiving the award from presenter Ron Jeremy.

Fellow nominee Amanda Bynes was incensed at having been shut out again.

"What do I have to do? Really, what do I have to do? I've dressed up in cheerleader outfits. I've got a show on the WB. I've shown midriff. Hillary never shows you any skin at all. Do you jerk-off idiots even know what sexy is? I'm outta here," said Bynes, who also walked out of the show.

The male, "Cuddle-muffin" award went to Daniel Radcliffe, for the fifth year in a row.

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posted by Mentok @ 8:20 a.m.,

1 Comments:

At 6:02 a.m., Blogger A. B. Chairiet said...

Hillary Duff?

Blah.

If I were a dirty old man, as you say, I'd go with that little Gilmore girl. I have no idea what her name is...the one with the forehead.

Yeah. That one.

~ Ash

 

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