Thursday, October 06, 2005
Tech Heiress Catches Clap
Riverdale (FN) - Veronica Lodge, heiress to the Lodge Technologies fortune, was admitted to hospital with an acute case of previously-untreated gonorrhea, company spokesmen acknowledged today.
"She's basically a good girl at heart, but like many children of privilege, she likes to sow her wild oats. She's had a lot of boyfriends and she's broken a lot of hearts. I guess something like this was inevitable. She's doing all the right things and I think this has been a learning experience for her," said the Lodge family's legal counsel Jerry Sharon.
Dubbed "the Paris Hilton of the Mid-West", Lodge is alleged to have had liasons with over half the eligible men in Riverdale, the small mid-western city that is home to Lodge Technologies' international corporate headquarters.
Lodge's antics raised eyebrows last year when she abruptly ended her engagement to Reginald Mantle, son of publishing magnate Ricky Mantle. Sources close to the family believe that Lodge was forced into the engagement by her father.
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| "One Night In Ronnine" Lodge's notorious sex video has become a popular internet download |
Lodge most recently made national news when she appeared as a witness in a lawsuit brought against her father, Hiram Lodge by the Doileys, a local Riverdale family who claimed Lodge Technologies defrauded their son out of his patent for the Condi-Mentor, a kitchen appliance that automatically applies condiments to hamburgers.
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posted by Mentok @ 12:22 a.m.,
1 Comments:
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At 12:11 a.m.,
A. B. Chairiet said...
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Mmmm...Veronica: Lover of hobos.
~ Ash
