Friday, October 28, 2005
ANOTHER Inspirational Moment
By Mentok the Mindtaker
There is no 'I' in Team.
There is also no 'I' in Carburetor, but I used to think there was.
Thank God we have spell-checker to work these things out for us.
posted by Mentok @ 9:57 p.m.,
6 Comments:
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At 2:50 p.m.,
said...
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2 words:
Jack Handy -
At 5:45 p.m.,
Jelly said...
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Yay for Mentok! Kicking ass and taking minds!
*ahem* -
At 9:17 p.m.,
Mentok said...
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Yes, of course, the form is inspired by Jack Handy, but the material is all original.
My all-time favourite Jack Handy segment:
"If God lives inside of us,
Like people say He does,
Then He better like burritos,
'Cause that's what he's getting." -
At 10:14 a.m.,
Mentok said...
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harry yak, I suppose you're right about cribbage and Canadians. That never occurred to me before.
Never met a rude Canuck? Geez, I'm sorry I had to ruin that stereotype for you.
It always amazes me when foreigners go on about Canadians being polite, because we have a domestic culture of glorifying love'em-hate'em assholes and our internal political debates are far from civil.
Conversely, in my experience, most Americans are so paranoid about being seen as "ugly Americans" that they over-do it with niceness and conciliatory behaviour when around foreigners.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've seen some drunken Canadian jabbing a finger at a tourist, saying something like "Ya know whash wrong with you fuckin' Americans?"
...And the American tourist just sits there, smiles and bites his tongue.
It makes you embarrassed to be Canadian to see things like that. -
At 11:55 a.m.,
NL-ExPatriate said...
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But there is an ass in
Ass u me! -
At 10:41 p.m.,
NL-ExPatriate said...
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Maybe I need to explain that one better.
Never Assume!
It makes an
ASS out of U and ME
