Wednesday, September 14, 2005
The Secret Mulroney Tapes
Critics across Canada are calling The Secret Mulroney Tapes a refreshingly frank peek into a world usually shrouded in mystery.
Along the way, Mulroney has managed to confirm his place as the man that Canadians love to hate.
"Whenever I see that man on TV, it makes me physically ill," said one anonymous source.
In colourful and often profane language, Mulroney renders no-holds-barred descriptions of his contemporaries and the major events of his career.
Mulroney calls Zack Werner a "coward and a weakling" who is "dishonest intellectually" and "his record as a judge is absolutely mediocre."
"He didn't want anybody to succeed where he had failed," said Mulroney. "Warner's contribution was not to build Canadian Idol but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it."
Mulroney's venom is equally strong for contestants. "Theresa could have have won it if she hadn't been messing around with her Ukrainian boyfriend."
However, Mulroney's strongest criticism is reserved for his life-long rival, Trudeau. "Did you see Justin at his dad's funeral? Man, and they call me cheesy. I'm practically the king of England compared to that guy. He's as phony as a three-dollar bill. You can easily see why they didn't give him a show."
Jon Dore, Mulroney's long-time "co-host" and drinking buddy, denied Mulroney's claims that Dore "betrayed" his trust by secretly taping the frank conversations.
posted by Mentok @ 7:36 p.m.,
4 Comments:
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At 10:16 p.m.,
NL-ExPatriate said...
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Had me going there for a second LOL!
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At 12:37 p.m.,
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Fantastic!
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At 3:26 p.m.,
said...
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This is your best one yet.
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At 3:42 p.m.,
Mentok said...
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Just wait until tomorrow ;-P...
