Friday, September 02, 2005
Fake News
'SEND BEADS' SAYS BIG EASY MAYOR
In the wake of the devastation left by Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans Mayor Roy Noggin has sent an urgent plea to international relief organizations and college fraternities to help replenish the city's supply of plastic beads.
"It breaks your heart when you see the suffering the people of New Orleans are going through right now. We basically got the world's biggest wet t-shirt contest going on right now, and all our beads are underwater, dammit. How can we be expected to live like this?" said Noggin.
Mantra Films, producers of the notorious Girls Gone Wild video series, have pledged $5 million to help rebuild the city's public nudity economy.
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posted by Mentok @ 12:58 p.m.,
1 Comments:
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At 9:55 p.m.,
NL-ExPatriate said...
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OMFG your killing me here LMFAO!
